Captain Gaydar Its Time To Wind Your Clock Again
What came first the chicken or the moron?I'd say the moron potty trained or not.I wipe your ass you scratch my back Go ahead and continue to think about your genitalia but before you speak, before you think, Hemorrhoid is a two lane highway americana memorabilia-homophobic hillbilly hieroglyphics ready the probe and ready the stoveat the Branding center my cheesbro'Plus or minus three percent points(variance of ignorant humans)but I'd have to say that there are many more in retro sewage I wipe your ass you scratch my back
File Under Soft Core Seizures
Chancrous syphilologist I'm not sure if you understand our kicks this specialized sweep is a soggy donation Rotten milk and a history ofspoiled eggs.Breakfast. Now let's go morally bankrupt Puppet predator Mannequin bread winner Planting seedson bed sheets
Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
Such and such a hero has done so and so Dick mythology (dickology),don't miss out Just an ambidextrous hunch spawning an armless puppet child skeptically in cahoots with objectionable arch archetypes Gullibility's acknowledgment confirms by means of a broish' head nod,Bambooz led nullifying vaccine appreciation Yet tip of the tongue cognition yields to voiceless epiphanies Pee floodgates just waiting for a pissy day.
Solar Panel Asses
Give back those dirty plungers the trumpet players can't bleed without them.The spinster mechanic is late to work no eat, no sleep, ect.Well what did you expect?Purple headed warriors on the front lines?Social sardines for a better tomorrow Guilt absorption in a two ass radius Bragging about your salad tossing leaving you full of amino acids
Teenage Mustache
Want to stay young?Well abort now.Otherwise you're going to make a great dead cop.Bet you think you are going to change color standing there on all four feet getting licked like a lollipop.
Twenty-three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
Seemed like the right thing to do at the timebut Dr. quackenfish is in the driver's seat now.Aesthetically pleased to the point of ambivalence.Canadian bacon-y self-fulfilling prophecy take the time to drown in your own spitYes. We are talking about you.
Wet Dream War Machine
Stop talking politics Rephrase, Rephrase Hibernating phantom friend Witness, Witness There's a hot bed of isms around her eAll hail the chopper,the blitzkrieg,the tank,Never mind the ethics involved Stop talking politics Calculate, EliminateWitness, This mess Who's got their nightmare glasses?It's time to go diving Prime time iscrime time isnuclear mightAll hail the chopperthe blitzkrieg the tank Never mind the ethics involved
Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
The chicken bit it (The foreskin knew it)The sultry salesman workedto keep his high heels on.Oh, the doors are talkingOh, the sheets are stainedA fleshy bowl of nonsense says,"Apparently a slut's been made!"Why must the fortune telleralways do the dirty work?It bit the chicken (The skin foresaw it)And sultry heels workedto keep the salesman high.Can I touch your telepathic private parts?
Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap
No man of cloth-gonna go through my walletNo mercenary-gonna make CIA...mash...food-on the few remaining molars...hear...flies-steaks are cooking, come insideSinking in thesame sack ofsalivating quicksandDrown or row? Drown, Drone
Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
If the aunt had balls she would be? Uh, the uncle And in more trouble than? A pregnant nun.So get a hole to hide inor somehide to cover the holePig's Christmas parcel arrivedbasically full of crapand others lil' treats.Awe, that little pig.
Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants
Can you spare any (social) changeafter fucking every social donut hole?The U.S. toilet is overflowing(and sure needs an overthrowing)With Mr. Media's diarrhea.This dirty dickin' disaster.All of the dirty dickin' during a diarrhea dilemmaThis dirty dickin' dilemma.
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
Santa Claus hijack, fuck-a-ramaalways getting a good lookat the meat rackBefore shooting blanks into a loaded crowdHypothetical hunger is not directly proportional to hypothetical appetite
Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft
Genius or most genius?Uh, well, actually...neither.Cancel Christmas, those carbon units areall over the "them" just like a cheap suit.The cheapest fucking suit.Squish! Squash! Is something lost?Pish! Posh! Is someone lost?
Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
what if i don't get a chance to go soon?what then?win win win win win win stipulationwhat then?Brains can't believe eyes,i just want the thing
Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
Everyday I add to the list of people who can kiss my ass and imagine Mr. W sucking the fuck out of it.What is your astrological sign?Stop. Stop!Funny, hahaha.Would the owner of an ounce of dignity please contact the mall security?Not funny, no, no.Not funny, nope.
Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
'White Nights' (Red Lights)Silent sirensCalm and brutalKingdom comesPraying dagger (drunk and haggard)Found a sin and pulled the pinThat old fuck has run amokhis number is up...
Half-eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office
Dear Mr. So and SoWait until it's overNothing is King nowand Nothing's getting olderThat jerk lives likea missle withhis pecker (in) one hand andhis pooper (in the) otherWhat about the paperwork-bowels working overtimeFeed the faxes apple dumplings-pay that fucker overtimehey there bossman-fickle fuckerhey there bossman-fickle fucker buy me dinner
How To Become A Virgin
They, the peopleDone like your dinnerTaping fur to your backdoes not make you a werewolfJust like dying dads,or already dead dadsChance must be systematically exploredwhen dressed up like christman beef
Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
Wrecked 'em? I don't even know himLiaison for the nervousyour consensual embryo is revokedLeave your body out of thisPassive aggressive bolts filled with anxietyloosen amidst this cyanide vacuumIts time for the eyeball crotch to have a lookseeWelcome to "that's enough of that"located near "are you not my privates"?A limbo bonanza if "this" then we weren't meA styrofoam cup full of responsibility.
Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
Arbiter of shittily planned dilemmasyou were born with only three facesshit down to the sub-atomic levelto the last quarkMartyrs mocking, lepers vomitingwhile everyone and their motherteam up with toilet waterDon't forget to tell your faceswish swish gargle gargleThis here bowl is half full of shitand this here shit shall set you free.
Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
Violent HucksterYou're out of luck, sirWire-tapped andBooby-trappedWet nurse asks,"What's your amusement?"Wet dreams answer"Deadly powders,Napalm showers and Glowing cans."Is it curfew yet?No, not yetLike that violent stuff?Well it's covered upUs-invaders checkLegal debt
Live From The Russian Compound
Cowboy lawman-found a cellTore into it-as night fellBankers kids aregetting bingo'dSmells like midnight'scooked up a storm in hereLeave those loose lipsat home or at therubble that's leftwhen you returnHave an armed guard posted at your flagStroll through town witha gun stuffed in your pantsBankers kids aregetting bingo'dSmells like midnight'scooked up a storm in hereLeave those loose lipsat home or at therubble that's leftwhen you returnCriminal lawman-found a cellTore into it-made life hellBombs bursting-houses burningDiplomacy's tyrant treats

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